Tiger's Den

Overkill Episode 3

3:00 p.m

Fang waiting at the studio. Pacing back and forth wondering when Tiger going to get in. Dragon walk onto the set where Fang is pacing.

Fang: What is taking Tiger so long. I already try calling his cell but it think it turn off.
Dragon: I will try calling him. We might just have an all zombie episode today and have Tiger do an all gaming episode next time.

Dragon walk to his office and tries to calls Tiger. Fang calls Vamp.

Vamp: What going on man.
Fang: You need to get to the Overkill studio. We need a stand in if Tiger does not show up. I don’t know what he drinking.
Vamp: OK I will be there.

3:30 p.m

Tiger wakes up with his head pounding like he just been hit in the face with a hammer. Shark walk into the Tiger’s room.

Shark: I have the worst hangover. Never get vodka again.
Tiger: Yea I am just going to stop drinking for while.
Shark: That a good idea for you that is.
Tiger: What time is it.
Shark: How would I know.
Tiger: Where my alarm clock.

Lion wakes up and take the broken alarm clock from under him.

Lion: WHAT THE FUCK! MY FUCKING BACK!
Shark: What is your problem?
Lion: My back broke Tiger’s alarm clock.
Tiger: OH FUCK.

Tiger turns on the tv and look at his phone that he forgot to recharge. Tiger puts his phone on the charger.

Shark: It almost four.
Tiger: That not good. FUCK DRAGON IS GOING TO FIRER ME!

Tiger’s cell phone start to ring.

Shark: Make sure you sound sick.
Tiger: Good idea.

Tiger picks up the phone. Shark walk out of the room.

Tiger: Sorry Dragon but I am wicked sick. I forgot to recharge my phone.

Before Dragon could say anything Tiger start to vomit.

Dragon: That does not sound good. Don’t worry about today show. Just make  sure you get healthy. Have a good night sleep.

Tiger hangs up his cell phone. Shark walk into Tiger room. While walking into he start to say.

Shark: Nice the vomit sound always …. Never mind you light weight. I am going to be getting some whiskey.

Tiger starts to vomit again.

Shark: Shit take a shower and wash yourself up. We are drinking tonight. You got new game in the mail for you to review.

4:00 p.m

Dragon walk out of his office back down to the set.

Fang: What is going on?
Dragon: Tiger is sick and not coming in.
Fang: Thank God I called my friend. I think he can handle being on T.V
Dragon: That good. You need to come up with something.

Vamp walk onto the set.

Vamp: Hey Fang what up.
Fang: There he is.
Dragon: It up to the two of you. Come up with something interesting.

Dragon walk off the set and back to his office.

Fang: We have time to smoke before the show. Let go we need to do this smoke.


Royal Family Episode 2

The royal family stare from the balcony. Lucinda is bugging out and worry about her husband. She rushes inside to get the phone. At the moment of silence Alexandre has a flashback two years ago conversion with his brothers and Jack.

Alexandre sitting outside in his backyard with his two of his brothers and Jack. The election has just finish with Jack and Mike winning.

Alexandre: I am shock as hell that Mike and you won.
Xavier: Yeah you two are going to be the worst thing that every happen to this great country. How long do you think is going to take Mike and Jack to get us out of this war.
Paulo: You know the only reason why Mike won this election is because your friendship with us. The people love the royal family and Mike needed the extra push to win this election.
Jack: Why am I still friends with you guys.
Xavier: Your friends with Alex not with all of us.

Xavier and Paulo start laughing there ass off.

Jack: Xavier you are the meaning of the word evil. Mike was going to win the election anyways. He better than that bitch Alice.
Paulo: You know she in your mind that she was going to win. She out debate Mike with term of the war and how she was going to change this bad economy. The only reason why Jack won it was because of your good friend and brother of mine Alexandre. He had the best bullshit speech that help win the election.
Alexandre: Yeah my speech was just to help you Jack. Nothing I said that day was true. People in Portugal talk about the royal family every day. We are the celebrity here like the Hollywood celebrity in the United States.
Jack: OK so what I am vice president.
Alexandre: If thing don’t change in a year would you like to join my plot.
Jack: What do you mean?
Alexandre: Well I can’t tell you until I know you will be up two it. I will see how Mike and you will change this country. If you can’t I will let you in on my secret and let you understand why I help you win this election.
Jack: If the worst happens than I will help you with whatever your plot is.

Alexandre phone rings and the flashback ends. Lucinda run from inside the hotel and stands in front of Alexandre with the rest of the family looking on. Alexandre answers the phone.

Xavier: Everything went according to plan. I need you, your wife, my wife and Paulo at the hospital. Our mom and dad can stay at the hotel with the kids.
Alexandre: OK we will be there soon.
Xavier: There will be a helicopter waiting for you on the roof of the hotel. I am waiting with two face Jack so you better get here fast.
Alexandre: OK Later Brother.

Alexandre hangs ups the phone and looks at the family.

Alexandre: Don’t worry about Xavier he is fine. I need my wife, Paulo and Lucinda. Mother and father watch the kids when we are gone. Lets go we need to make a statement before this state goes into a complete panic about the president death.

Lucinda, Eva, Paulo and Alexandre rush out of the hotel room and into the elevator to the top of the building and into the helicopter. Once Alexander sit and take off he has another flashback a year ago with Jack.

Jack and Alexander sitting in a random hotel room.

Jack: Nothing is going right. Everything is getting blown out of contact by the media. It not fair. Mike and I are doing the best we can but nobody gets it.
Alexander: What did I say one year ago.
Jack: The reason why I won is because of you. I am starting to believe that is true. Nobody likes us at the moment. They are comparing us to the worst leaders. Alice has been on our case as well.
Alexander: Alice is only a distraction toward her next run for president. I was right about the speech I made that won you the election.
Jack: What about the plot you mention.
Alexander: We need Mike out of power and this war to end. I know how to end the war.
Jack: How can you end this war when nobody knows how to.
Alexander: Maybe because I am friends with the France and Netherlands royal family. When they are out of the picture the other two will have no choice but to give up. That not an issue but Mike is the certain issue that we must take care of.
Jack: Why do you want Mike out of power?
Alexander: He is a puppet to the senate. The senate control Portugal not Mike. Royal family need to be back in power over Portugal. It will be for the better for this country.
Jack: What do you want me to do?
Alexander: Don’t even think about it. Keep doing what you are doing. Once the war end in a year than we will have to deal with Mike but leave that to me. Just feel sad for his unfortunate death.

Alexander get tap on the shoulder by Paulo they are at the hospital. All news reporter outside waiting for the message if the president is dead or not but Alexander know that he is dead and he was the person who put everything into motion.


Overkill Episode 2

May 04
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5:00 p.m

Dragon walk onto the set.

Dragon: Great job both of you. We are the highest rank t.v. show on Outbreak.
Tiger: Hell Yeah!
Fang: I can’t believe it. We got higher view than How to be a slampig 101.
Tiger: Well I have to go.
Dragon: What don’t have time to celebrate with Fang and I.
Fang: I have to leave to.
Dragon: Fine I will drink with the crew than.

Dragon walk off set.

Fang: What are you up to.
Tiger: Drinking!
Fang: Don’t get to drunk.
Tiger: Later I have to go.

Tiger walk out of the studio. Fang take out his cell phone and calls Vamp.

Vamp: Hey what up.
Fang: How much coffee do we have.
Vamp: I pick up so blueberry coffee.
Fang: Oh shit we are going to be high. I will be back at the apartment in two hours. California traffic sucks. I miss living in the smallest state. Everything is five min or less.

Fang walk out of the studio.

6:45 p.m
Tiger enter the liquor store. Take out his cell phone and calls Shark.

Shark: What?
Tiger: What do you want to drink tonight.
Shark: Three Olive vodka.
Tiger: Ok that all I want to know.

Tiger hangs up the phone. Picks up the biggest bottle.

7:00 p.m
Fang arrives at his apartment.

Fang: You better have the three blunt already rolled.
Vamp: Hell yeah. I just light it right now.

Fang walk into Vamp bedroom. Vamp was sitting on his bed and Zombi was siting in a chair. Fang sit next to Vamp sitting on the bed. Zombi pass the blunt to Fang, gets up and changes the channel and put in Return of the Living Dead into the dvd player.

Fang: I was right about Tiger.
Vamp: Not surprise he looks like a drunk.

All three of them start laughing out loud.

Fang: One of the last things he said to me was HE DRINKING!

All three again laughing out loud.

Fang: This shit is great.

9:00 p.m
Tiger enters his apartment.

Lion: What the fuck took you so long.
Tiger: I could not decide which alarm clock I wanted.
Eagle: Finally you are back. Time to drink.
Tiger: Today we will party highest view show on Outbreak tv.
Shark: Hell Yeah. Slampig 101 was the highest view show. Thank god a show beat out reality t.v.
Tiger: Let Drink

Eagle get four big cup and fill each up with only vodka. Tiger puts Tekken 5 into the Playstation 2.

1:00 a.m

Tiger: Why are you staring at me like that Shark.
Shark: I can look at you any way I want.
Tiger: I am going to punch you in the face.
Shark: Not if i beat you to it.

Shark run at Tiger and punches him. Lion out of no where tackles Shark. Tiger get up walk up to Eagle who just exit the bathroom and punches him in the face. Lion punches Shark in the chest. Eagle punches Tiger in the face back. Shark flips Lion over landing on the alarm clock and breaking it. Lion passes out on broken alarm clock. Shark grabs Tiger and throws him into his room. Tiger hits the floor and passes out. Eagle and Shark make there way to there own room and passes out.


Royal Family Episode 1

The tenth world war just finish with the victory for the American and Europe. The troops of Portugal just land in the airport. The President of Portugal will be making a announcement.

Alexandre wakes up with Eva bringing him breakfast in bed. His room was white with gold trimming like the feeling of royalty.

Alexandre: What time is it?
Eva: Its almost nine o’clock.
Alexandre: When is our nasty President give his bad announcement?
Eva: Tonight at eight o’clock.
Alexandre: I drank way to much with Paulo. Xavier get royal crest of honor tonight.
Eva: I can’t wait to see Xavier get royal crest. I was worried since the beginning of this war.
Alexandre: Xavier would never die in any war.

Alexandre turns on the T.V. His wife put his food on the stand next to the bed.

Eva:I need to make sure everybody is ready for tonight.
Alexandre: Make sure everybody looks good.

Eva kiss Alexandre on the lips and walk out of the room.

At the airport Xavier gets off the plane. The airport filled with troops from the war. Xavier picks up his things and finds Paulo outside smoking a cigarette next to his car. He walk over to Paulo.

Xavier: I guess bad habits never change.

Paulo drops his cigarette and grabs Xavier into a bear hug and lets go.

Paulo: Brother how many people did you kill?

Xavier starts to laugh.

Xavier: The first thing you ask me is how many people I killed. I lost count around fifty. How the family and the plan.
Paulo: The family is great and waiting for me to return.
Xavier: Yes I got enough people to join.

Putting Xavier suitcase in the trunk of his car.

Xavier: How is Alexandre?
Paulo: Alexandre is fine. He has most the the senate on our side. We also have the navy already plan to join. Everything is going perfect so far. I just don’t trust Jack. I know Alex and Jack are best friends.
Xavier: I know what you mean Jack two face. How is my wife?
Paulo: Bitch like always. She needs to stop picking on Eva. She made her cry yesterday.
Xavier: She the reason why I will die young.

Xavier and Paulo laugh out loud.

Xavier: She can be crazy at some points but I love her.
Paulo: Sure you love her.
Xavier: I think it time for me to head to the president castle.
Paulo: Yea I need to catch the limo so I can drink. Later bro.
Xavier: Later bro.

As Paulo drives away another car show up and picks up Xavier.

Back at the mansion. The entire family was there setting getting ready to leave. Alexandre sitting in the white and red trimming living room waiting for Paulo to return.

Alexandre: Son come over here.

Alexandre II walk over to his dad.

Alexandre II: Yeah dad.
Alexandre: Tonight will be the only day you will be allowed to drink until you turn eighteen.
Alexandre II: Really
Cristina: What he allow to drink what about me.
Alexandre: Every Sousa will be drinking by the end of the night.

Alexandre phone rings and picks up the phone.

Paulo: Everything is set for tonight I am almost at the house. The limo is behind me so once I get there we are leaving.

Alexandre: Ok Paulo later.
Paulo: Later

Alexandre: Everybody it time to leave.

The royal family makes there way outside. Paulo car and limo arrives at the mansion. Royal family gets into the limo and heads toward the hotel across the street from the president’s castle. Mean while Xavier meets with Jack the vice president.

Xavier: You better not ruin my brothers plan.
Jack: Nice to see you two.
Xavier: My brother can trust you but I don’t.
Jack: I don’t need you to trust me. I know what I have to do.
Xavier: You better not fuck this up. If you do I will kill you myself.
Jack: Is that a treat Xavier.
Xavier: No just word of advice. I can’t stand looking at you. Later two face Jack.

Xavier walk away from Jack could say anything.

Royal Family arrives at hotel. The hotel and streets are pack with people waiting the president to make his speech. The royal family checks into the hotel and makes there way to there room which has an outdoor balcony where they will watch the event. As they drink and mingle. The crowd gets louder and the president with couple soldiers and FBI walk out onto the castle balcony. The president stand with a microphone.

Mike: Today is an important day. These five outstanding soldiers took charge of the battlefield and show honor to our beloved country of Portugal.

One of the FBI hands the president a box. The president open the box and take out royal crest of honor. Xavier walk up to the president. Mike hand the royal crest to Xavier. Than Mike gives Xavier a hug and right when he let go a bang was heard. Yelling was heard from below. The president start to fall back but Xavier catch him and drag him of the balcony into the castle.


Overkill Episode 1

10:00 a.m
Fang wake up in his three room apartment and lights a blunt. Once he lights the blunt Vamp and Zombi walk into his room.

Fang: Damn that was fast.
Vamp: I heard your lighter from the living room.
Fang: I hope you already roll a blunt.
Vamp: Yea I did.

Vamp take blunt out of his pocket and lights it.

Vamp: Do you think Dragon going to find out that you smoke before going to work.
Fang: No they drug test one time every year not worry. Family in town and I am the only one who smoke.
Zombi: So which family member pees for you.
Fang: My sister. Start laughing out loud. I am going to work early today get my lines down.

Fang take one of the blunt and walk out the his apartment.

12:00 p.m

Alarm clock goes off waking up Tiger and his best friend Lion who was pass out drunk in a five room apartment.

Lion: What The Fuck Tiger. You need to get less annoying alarm clock.
Tiger: If you want me to get a new alarm clock this one has to break first.

Shark walk out of his room with a hammer in his hand. Walk into Tiger’s room and smashes the alarm clock.

Shark: I am going back to bed.
Lion: Go to work Tiger.
Tiger: Later I will be back with vodka.

Tiger leaves the apartment and heads toward the Overkill studio.

4:00 p.m
Tiger get to the studio. Getting out of his car and head up to work. Right when Tiger enters the building Dragon waits for him.

Dragon: It our first episode you better be ready.
Tiger: Yeah I am ready. Where in the hell is Fang.
Dragon: Waiting for you on set.
Tiger: Ok I will get ready and join Fang when I am ready.

4:30 p.m
Tiger joins Fang on set and the show begins.

Tiger: Welcome to Overkill where video games and zombies are family.
Fang: Today on the show we take a look at BioShock 2, Resident Evil: The Dark Side Chronicles and Dead Snow.
Tiger: We also review BioShock and Night of the Living Dead. Let kick start this show with our first review.

Tiger: Bioshock is first person shooter survival horror game. The game is easy to pick up even if you never played a first person shooter. The game start with Jack flying on a plane across the Atlantic ocean. The plane crashes and Jack finds a light house. Once inside the light house he finds a way to the underwater city of Rapture. In the game you will have to fight Splicers and Big Daddies. You decide the fate of the little sister to harvest or not harvest. The underway city of Rapper is wicked cool to explore. Evil twist in the game. One sided fight. Two possible endings. 5 out of 5

Fang: One zombie movie that could be the next Shaun of the Dead in terms of funny zombie movie is Dead Snow. Dead Snow contain nazis zombie. Release date June 12 2009

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIx4pbOfOFg

Tiger: Now let talk about Resident Evil: The Dark Side Chronicles. You will be in control of Leon S. Kennedy and Clair Redfield during the events of Raccoon City. The gameplay will be on-rail shooter. Ada Wong, Sherry Birkens and Wesker make an appearance.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bf8YK3KQEpA

Fang: It time for Night of the Living Dead to be review. Night came out in 1968 and was in black and white. This movie was ahead of it time. Night had some of the best quotes “They are coming to get you Barbra.” Great zombie barbecue scene. Why you should not look out a window the next day of a zombie outbreak. 5 out of 5.

Tiger: It time to take our first look at BioShock 2. Will take place ten years after the first and you get to be the Big Daddy to take down Big Sister. This time around you can explore outside Rapture.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VeKJ3F4TB4

Fang: Next time Return of the Living Dead, Shadow of the Colossus and Ico review and preview of Gallowwalker and Heavy Rain.

Tiger: That the show.